Another Edition of 'Funny Freecycle Items'!

I've been scanning a couple of local Freecycle sites lately, looking for items for AJ's house. As always, there are entertaining things that people put on there, and some are actually taken! My pithy comments are in '**'....

1 -
OFFER: Peanut butter & misc kitchen stuff - pls read (Plainsboro)
Wed Sep 1, 2010 6:07 am (PDT)

I have a opened jar (approx half used) for Shop Rite brand of chunky
peanut butter.

** Ok, now really, would you take an opened jar of food from a total stranger?? **

2 -
OFFER: Blank checkbook register, Lawrenceville
Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:33 am (PDT)

** Yeah, let me drive 5 miles to pick up THIS item...**

3 -
Offered Queen size Serta mattress (7 years old, in decent condition)
Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:41 pm (PDT)

**I wonder if it includes bedbugs.**

4 -
Offered manual push lawn mower (no engine),
Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:42 pm (PDT)

**As opposed to the kind WITH an engine.**

5 -
Wanted: breast pump
Thu Sep 2, 2010 10:55 am (PDT)

i am due in about a week and i am looking for a breast pump. my old one is not working right... so i am in need of a new one

**In a few weeks she'll be looking for some used baby food as well**

6 -
OFFER: Floppy Eared Bunny 19720
Thu Sep 2, 2010 10:55 am (PDT)

I have a very large floppy eared bunny..Free to good home. He is friendly and love kids and other pets...he needs more time to run and we just do not have it to give right now. Comes with cage,food.hay ect...

**I think I would show up with a big pot of water, with some sliced carrots and celery,
and say 'Let's just pop him right in here, he'll make a nice stew!'**